The Seductive Sheep of Drop Your Knickers is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Old Man with an even hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.922 billion Drop Your Knickersians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lingerie Department. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The powerhouse Drop Your Knickersian economy, worth 710 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,684 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water, lending money has become a major liability, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Knickers's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felt Knickers of God.

Drop Your Knickers is ranked 67,712^th in the world and 80^th in Resuscitation for Largest Populations, with 7.92 billion capita.